Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #6: This is not the message we were hoping for

Another collection for us to share in the awesomeness. Or the awfullness. Whichever!

Wow that guy looks totally terrified. That's the feeling you want to portray on your wedding day. 

COMPLETE AND UTTER FEAR.

It's a whole new version of Bridezilla.
Message? I think it's pretty clear.

Ultimate Don't-do-it-yourself topper. Pine cone bride & groom. 

I'm all for recycling but really.
"We picked this up in the yard on the way to the reception."
PS. Don't eat the mini chocolate bars on the tables. Those also came from the yard.

You play too much Halo when your cake looks like this. Great, now Grandma's all confused and thinks you're both going to Space Mountain... or you're aliens... or you work for NASA. Better get her meds.
It's gonna be a long reception.

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Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #5: Huh?

Choosing the perfect cake topper can be fun. Try not to let your fun ooze out all over the cake or you might turn off Aunt Bessie. Let's see some good.. uh.. well..  choices others have made.

 

"Sorry, dear. I love shopping more than I love you.
I might not make it to our ceremony."
The guy's pose looks like he's just given up. Poor guy!



While I love most of the designs custom made by Garden4Arts, this is is too silly for me.
Are you couch potatoes?
You must really love Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head to have this everlasting image on your cake. LOL

I know we're getting married
but it's all about me & my shopping... so... 

 

We couldn't put our phones down long enough to choose a decent topper.
Or...

We have the new iPhone... and you don't.



On phone talking to anyone but the person you just married.
Priceless.

I can't even tell what these are supposed to be.
Cats? Owls? Sloths? I don't get it but it's kinda scary.

Adam & Eve got nothing on us.
(I think you meant you've got nothing on.)

Yup, he's got single dollar bills in his hand. And she's collecting them.
This, my friend, is great taste in toppers.
Wait.. did I say topper? I meant stripper.
PS. They both have sneakers on. 

I suppose we should be glad they have clothes on after that previous one, eh??

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Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #4: Undead rising

It seems people are really enjoying those undead zombie shows alot these days. Perhaps a little too much? Nah! Let's share our love for each other AND our love of creepy things all in one place! 

Then let our family and friends eat it. Yum!

 Zombie Apocolypse, anyone? 

At least the couple on the left have chainsaws to defend themselves.
Couple on the right have gone old school weaponry with a sword & sawed off shotgun.
Not sure what the kilt has to do with it tho.
And what if the undead couple are bride & groom too? You just ruined their wedding/death day!

This couple didn't fare as well. Clearly, they forgot their weapons.


I sincerely hope that groom skeleton isn't tongue kissing the bride skeleton. Maybe it's gum?

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Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #3: Highly Inappropriate

I must say that I'm sort of enjoying this mini-blog series! There are SO many awful cake toppers out there. I can't help but look. Like a train wreck on fondant. (Hey, I should search for one like that next!!) Let's get on with this edition already.
These toppers are not for the kid-friendly receptions.. or the reception your grandma's attending... actually I don't think anyone will want to eat cake after this.

"This silly cake topper will have your guests even more excited to get to your cake." 

Sure! Because naked butts on food is what makes me hungry. How about you, Grandma?

Isn't that cute? She wears the pants in this family! While he wears... uh..er.. let's move on.

I'm hoping this one looks better from another angle. A little TMI for my taste.

My new wife treats me like a dog. And I like it. 

(Ew... TMI again.)

And the masterpiece of this collection... Barbie giving Ken something special. Don't get used to it Ken.

Why on God's green earth would anyone want this thing? 

"Grandma! I just ordered my wedding cake topper. It's Barbie & Ken!!"

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Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #2: I love you THIS MUCH

I couldn't wait another moment to share more awesomely awkward cake toppers. This edition is brought to you by love. Oh, you thought I meant the bride & groom's love? Well, aren't you a Sunshine Sally! If this is love, I'd be scared to see them angry. Yeesh!

This topper says "You're not good enough to be on the cake with me. I'd rather kiss a frog."
Nice!

  

She was told the groom just needed a little shove on his wedding day. She took it the wrong way. 

I want the piece with extra blood on it please.

Should we be frightened that this seems to be a cake trend??

    

I love you so much I could just strangle you! Or stab you in the back.
Is it just me or is it scary that the knife-wielding bride is smiling?

Half-dead Spiderman + MJ with guts hanging out = a topper nobody will ever forget. 

No matter how much they try.

"Yes, honey. I love your cats."
Seriously, how much do you really love them?

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Awesomely Awkward Cake Toppers #1: That's just weird

Why stand on a soap box when you can scream you're strange from your cake top! Yes folks, I've found some disturbing cake toppers for your viewing pleasure. And by "pleasure" I mean "wha???" Let's jump in!

From the happy mind of Megan Bogonovich come these awesomely freakish lovelies. 

 

This is my deer husband. 

And she's my monkey wife. No, she's not on my back yet!

 

Gee, your new hubby's a real stallion. 

Hey, isn't my wife a cool cat??

Uh... yeah.

My hubby's a love machine. No, really. A MACHINE!

Did you think he was a bit robot-like in that ceremony? Nah.

Just when you thought you would never see a squirrel wed a giraffe. Well.. think again!

No, really. THINK... ABOUT... IT. 

 

(She does have nice traditional human-human toppers, if you're interested.)

When two mermaid mice find love it's wonderful, isn't it? 

Everything's better with bacon, right? Right?!
NO.

I know this isn't a cake topper but  I couldn't resist showing you this true disaster of a cake. Those are bullet holes in the middle, shot from the gunman on the tier below, a bomb has exploded on tier #3, some guys are sawing thru teir #2's column and I'm pretty sure that's a dead guy next to the crashed airplane on the bottom. Even your extremely talented baker thinks this marriage is doomed.

Oh my.. so many toppers, so little page space. I'll be posting another!!

Disclaimer: 

These stores are chosen by me and have not solicited this post. If you make a purchase because of this post please let the shop owner know you came from my blog From Moments to Eternity.

I was not financially compensated for writing this post. This is not a review. 

The pictures belong to the shops featured. 

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